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Staying fit 11.12.2008
Stay fit and you will last a lot longer guys. I workout 5 days
a week and it really helps with a rock hard erection.
0 Kommentare, 27 Angesehen,
3 Stimmen
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shower time 4.12.2008
1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper
according to lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see
husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental
note to do more sit-ups
4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth,
long loofah, wide ...
1 Kommentare, 41 Angesehen,
3 Stimmen
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LET ME MAKE IT ALRIGHT - PT.2 1.12.2008
...for the beginning read LET ME MAKE IT ALRIGHT-PT.1
He took her in his arms again & held her close & tight.
This time she did not fight it. Her body relaxed n2 his. He
took her by the hand & led her n2 the bathroom & guided
her 2 the dressing chair while he drew a bath for her in the
large garden tub ‒ adding fragrances 2 uplift her soul.
He then began to slowly undress ...
0 Kommentare, 26 Angesehen,
2 Stimmen
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LET ME MAKE IT ALRIGHT - PT.1 1.12.2008
She had lost something of great value 2 her. She was n no shape
2 move forward. All she wanted 2 do was curl up n a ball &
never leave the house again.
Knock! Knock! Knock! She wondered who was @ her door@ such
an early hour. Who is it? M’am, I have a message for u. What?
Did that really still happen? Only n the movies she thought
as she opened the door.
...
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0 Stimmen
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annual physical 28.11.2008
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his
wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination
room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample,
a stool sample and a sperm sample."
The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and
yells: "WHAT?"
"What did he say? What's he want?"
His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."
0 Kommentare, 60 Angesehen,
2 Stimmen
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rim job 24.11.2008
a couple of weeks ago my wife and i had a litttle anal lovin
and i gave her a good rim job-made her cum all over my face.
needless to say we wanted to do this again! however a day
or so later she developed a hemorroid! was this from rimming?
she said she might have felt a little wierd back there a few
days before, but not sure. any feedback would be helpful.
thanks!
5 Kommentare, 357 Angesehen,
6 Stimmen
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Ladies toilet ! 21.11.2008
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet
rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes
over immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should
bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins
to gently caress his beard, which is full and bushy.
'Are you the manager?' she asks, softly stroking
his face with both hands. ...
14 Kommentare, 163 Angesehen,
38 Stimmen
,3.49 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Old man health tip ! ? 11.11.2008
Don't pick fights with old men. If they think they're
're too old to fight, they'll just kill you. 
...
22 Kommentare, 127 Angesehen,
32 Stimmen
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Eating healthy ! ? 11.11.2008
Forget the health food.
I need to eat all the canned foods I can to get all the preservatives
I can get.
I am 54 you know. ...
18 Kommentare, 125 Angesehen,
33 Stimmen
,4.52 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Mental health ! 11.11.2008
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory....
20 Kommentare, 111 Angesehen,
28 Stimmen
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Ass Cleaning 27.10.2008
ass cleaning tips ________________________________________ Date: 2557-07-15, 11:51AM EDT
Ass cleaning tips
I have mastered the art of cleaning my stool hall and I want
to share it with you losers who simply lather your wash cloth
with some soap and do a quick reach around..THAT WILL NOT
CLEAN YOUR ASS!!!! You need to spend at least 5 minutes in
that area to have maximun ...
7 Kommentare, 295 Angesehen,
14 Stimmen
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well a six pack ab 24.10.2008
mmm this sounds interesting....so nay body have a real
work out plan for a six pack ab...
im kinda loosing weight and working out harder to flaunt
that 6 packs ..but im just wondering how to get that fast...
hope to make it up soon
1 Kommentare, 30 Angesehen,
4 Stimmen
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5 THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT MEN AND SEX 20.10.2008
1. Trapped Sperm Not all sperm go racing for the egg at once. Once sperm has
been deposited into the vaginal canal, some of them are
temporarily trapped in a semen coagulate or clot. Eventually,
they are decoagulated by enzymes, which set them free to
swim about a female''s reproductive system.
This clotting, according to scientists, is meant to pace
the release of sperm into the uterus, ...
2 Kommentare, 121 Angesehen,
6 Stimmen
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Wax is NOT a Man's best Friend!! 6.10.2008
CAUTION: Be prepared to laugh out loud...
All hair removal methods have tricked women and men with
their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady,
scissors, razors, Nair And now...the wax.
My girlfriend and I had previously been discussing about
men and pubic hair and how some men have so much hair it's
some what a real turn off when performing oral sex in this
swing ...
8 Kommentare, 144 Angesehen,
16 Stimmen
,4.74 Gesamtpunktzahl
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CANCER AND THE HEART 4.10.2008
MY NAME IS PETE FOUR YEAR AGO THE DR. CALL AND TOLD ME A BIG
HEART IT MAKE MY BLOOD P. TO GO UP TO 198/189 AT THE TIME TODAY
HE CALL AND TOLD ME I HAVE CANCER THEY TOOK A CT 6 MONTH AGO
A FUND A BUMP IT WAS THE LITTLE TWO MONTH AGO IT WAS LIKE BASEBALL
IN GO IN ON 10-20-08 AT 8:00AM FOR A NEW CT. I TALK TO HIM AND
TOLD HIM NO CANCER DRUG  ...
0 Kommentare, 20 Angesehen,
1 Stimmen
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important 4.10.2008
health is very important is life. u need health to enjoy
others things. even if u got wealth, power, and all things
except health u cant enjoy those things. so take care of
urself and ur health
0 Kommentare, 4 Angesehen,
2 Stimmen
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"LIL JOHNNY" 28.9.2008
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got there
his teacher asked, "Why are you late little Johnny?" Johnny replied, "My grandpa got burnt, Miss."
The teacher replied, "I hope it wasn't too bad."
Then little Johnny said, "Don't worry, the crematorium
doesn't muck around!"
0 Kommentare, 66 Angesehen,
4 Stimmen
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fit in omaha 26.9.2008
any ladies in omaha looking for a person to work out with?
maybe go bike riding or running?
0 Kommentare, 19 Angesehen,
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men squirts 26.9.2008
I always had a hard time squirting my cum ... all i get is that
the stuff just comes out. How do I get trained so i can squirt?
I've read that i can practice my muscles while peeing
by stopping it and then releasing multiple contractions
at the time. Does anyone else have experience with this?!
If so what is your advice on improving?
2 Kommentare, 115 Angesehen,
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live to be 80 19.9.2008
Will I live to be 80?
I recently turned 73 and had to choose a new primary care
physician for my Medicare coverage.
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was
doing 'fairly well' for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't
resist asking him, 'Do you think I will live to be 80?'
He asked: Do you ...
1 Kommentare, 16 Angesehen,
2 Stimmen
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cosmetic surgery 13.9.2008
There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three Air Force
doctors and one Air Force nurse were in the operating room
to remedy the situation. The first doctor said, "We'll
just take a big hunk off the end." They discussed it and decided
that would affect his sensitivity.
The second doctor said, "We'll just take a big
hunk out of the ...
1 Kommentare, 62 Angesehen,
3 Stimmen
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the mamogram 13.9.2008
For years and years they told me, "Be careful of your
breasts." Don't ever squeeze or bruise them, and give them monthly
tests.
So, I heeded all their warnings.....and protected them
by law.... Guarded them very carefully, and always wore a bra.
After 10 years of careful care, the doctor found a lump.
He ordered up a mammogram to look inside that clump.
"Stand up very ...
1 Kommentare, 20 Angesehen,
1 Stimmen
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Shaving your privates: not so bold move? 13.9.2008
Shaving your privates:
not so bold move?
I was in my twenties the first time I shaved my entire vulva
bare. I'd always wanted to, especially after a male
friend of mine shared how his girlfriend shaved and how
much he loved it. Nevertheless, I was a bit reluctant. I
faced the common fears-what if I cut myself, will it feel ...
4 Kommentare, 246 Angesehen,
13 Stimmen
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fit 4.9.2008
i am not
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More Food for energy..... 2.9.2008
The previous article on this is pretty much on target.......food
has a lot to do with it. It is very convenient to eat a fat,
unhealthy diet....but a little effort pays off in big ways...start
the day with breakfast - something like oatmeal ( the real
kind - not the instant stuff in a pack), snack on plain, naked
nuts - like like almonds, eat blueberries ( a superfood)
or dried fruit, nuts( ...
1 Kommentare, 26 Angesehen,
3 Stimmen
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YOU'RE BOTH NAKED-THEN YOU SEE IT 31.8.2008
You've met someone online. You decide to meet. You've
met and liked each other. You decide to have sex. You're
both naked.Then you see it. A bump, blister, redness, or
something that you feer could be a std. You could be wrong.
The person you're with may not be aware of it. How do
you stop everything without hurting the person's
feelings? What is the polite way of handling this situation?
4 Kommentare, 137 Angesehen,
3 Stimmen
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health through sex - by a Neurosurgeon 31.8.2008
Dear friends, after knowing the brain (structure) anatomy
and functions (physiology), I have made many conclusions
. . . . Though no one knows about brain completely- most of
its finer details are not known properly to the present
human civilization. With whatever we know, I conclude
that people get health, happiness and problems of different
kinds by stimulating different functions of brain. I ...
0 Kommentare, 39 Angesehen,
2 Stimmen
,2.42 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Anal sex without a condom ? 31.8.2008
Safe or Risky ?
Have anal sex without a condom Will I get std hiv herpatitis
or aids ? I need your help and gives me a hint advice Thank
you
3 Kommentare, 249 Angesehen,
6 Stimmen
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Getting older and keeping it up..... 30.8.2008
Age is in your mind.....just because other guys have problems
does not mean YOU have to have the same problems. Never let
age stop you from doing anything. I am 51 and I decided that
I want to run a marathon. Next year I am doing my first, I have
done numerous 10Ks, etc.
Fitness is one thing that will help you - get in shape.....decrease
the fat in your diet....drink more water - yes - ...
1 Kommentare, 69 Angesehen,
2 Stimmen
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Keeping it up when getting older? 28.8.2008
How do you manage to keep an erection when you get older.
I am having trouble keeping a erection, i am 43, i thought
about vigra, how does it work and where can i get it?
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