I am in search of self aware adult female who would like to accompany me to regional lifestyle events, parties & meet ups. will hope to provide the same in return. . Please be easy on the eyes, I’ve only got one good one;) sorry poor blind joke, just stand on my right side. And please have a sense of humor or be willing to throw a laugh or two at my unacceptable, dark and twisted sense of sarcastic humor on occasion. Mindless witty banter is extra but well rewarded and left satisfied. Sorry, I am not interested in any professional service providers at this time.

Der ideale Mensch für mich Must be easy going, go with the flow, intelligent and self aware. Your likes might well include some combination of the following: growing cannabis, gardening, travel, good living, recreational drug use over the age 30- sorry, no opiates- just not my thing, shameless debauchery, and time well wasted people watching and making unfiltered commentary. Please be shameless unapologetic and brutally honest with yourself and others.