**Update 08/19/16** almost recovered from surgery thanks to those who reached out and the 1 per who showed up at the hospital...Still dont know if i'm ready for full on sex, but my tongue still works if you want some fun, let get it on and see where that go...Thanks again everyone... I'm 33 years old...I'm not looking for anything serious (but not against that if it happens)...lets goto dinner and get drinks and see where that goes, or just come over and have fun...I'm pretty much down for anything....there isnt a lot i'll say no too...You must have a sense of humor and know how to take a joke...Why are most of you people on here so serious...Lighten up learn how to laugh, I don't know, maybe don't take everything so serious...I love women who know how to take a joke and know how to dish one out...I also prefer older women but I'm not picky...Skinny bone women need not apply....Only dogs like bones... Finally found a place to live, I can host so if your down for fun, it me up...So i'm new to the area and looking for friends, not just for a fun time in bed, but to also hang out and show me around the area... I'm an open book about myself, so anything you want to know, please ask...I'm honest about myself and don't care much for dishonest people...I don't care for rude people, if you can't say something positive then don't say anything at all...If you want to be mean to me, this teddy bear can turn into a grizzly... I don't have time for flakes or phonies...If you don't ever want to meet alls you want to do it e-mail or txt then move on...I love to travel and take road trips, so don't think i'm too far away from you, If we click i'll find a way to you... If you are interested, hit me up, shoot me a message or a flirt and I will get back to you.....

Der ideale Mensch für mich I love women in general...funny women with a good personality is a bonus...I have a warped sense of humor...I'm not a fan of the rail-thin woman either...I don't want to feel like im going to break you...I don't have a race preference, if we click, we click...I do prefer older ladies, but again if your a cool woman that don't matter, but a woman with her shit together is more of what I am looking for...

I am into cooking, photography, road trips, fishing...I am also a huge Colorado Rockies fan and a Chicago Bears fan...I am also a pretty big geek and red and collect comic books and graphic novels...I was a nerd before it was ruined and cool to be one, and I will be a nerd after its not cool to be one again..I am also a history buff and enjoy studying geography and topography (total geek)...

I don't say never to a LTR, but if your looking for a fuck buddy or even just a platonic friend if cool with that...I'm not a clingy guy who is going to blow your phone up all day...I do have a job, and I work long hours so if it takes me awhile to get back to you thats why...

We are here to have fun, so lets have fun...don't be shy...I'm laid back and easy going and a big teddy bear...I'll talk to anyone...